We have collected a large number of scrapbooking quotes over the years and have had many submitted.  If you have a quote that you found to work well on pages that you created, please send it to us for inclusion on these pages. 

"I'm a light eater. When it gets light, I start eating."
[Tommy John]

"Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow ye diet."
[Lewis C. Henry]

"Eat as much as you like--just don't swallow it."
[Steve Burns]

"Take twice as long to eat half as much."
[Author Unknown]

"I keep trying to lose weight... but it keeps finding me!"
[Author Unknown]

"To ask women to become unnaturally thin is to ask them to relinquish their sexuality."
[Naomi Wolf]

"My goal is to weigh what my driver's license says"
[Author Unknown]

"Everything tastes good when you're on a diet."
[Author Unknown]

"To lengthen your life, shorten your meals."
[Author Unknown]

"I follow two diets; one doesn't give me enough to eat!"
[Author Unknown]

"The one way to get thin is to re-establish a purpose in life."
[Cyril Connolly]

"How can I go on a diet - the fridge is still full!"
[Author Unknown]

"Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels."
[Author Unknown]

"Dieting is wishful shrinking."
[Author Unknown]

"Dieting is not a piece of cake."
[Author Unknown]

"Don't dig your grave with your own knife and fork."
[Author Unknown]

"The first thing you lose on a diet is your sense of humor."
[Author Unknown]

"A diet is the penalty we pay for exceeding the feed limit."
[Author Unknown]

"A waist is a terrible thing to mind."
[Tom Wilson]

"Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate!"
[Author Unknown]