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"Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic."
  [Author Unknown]

"If I hit it right, it's a slice. If I hit it left, it's a hook. If I hit it straight, it's a miracle."
  [Author Unknown]

"I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play."
  [Joe E. Lewis]

"Born to golf. Forced to work."
  [Author Unknown]

"It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place this world is when one is playing golf."
  [Robert Lynd]

"If you wish to hide your character, do not play golf."
  [Percey Boomer]

"The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course."
  [Billy Graham]

"Golf is like a love affair. If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart."
  [Arthur Daley]

"Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle."
  [Author Unknown]

"May thy ball lie in green pastures... and not in still waters."
  [Author Unknown]

"Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness."
  [William Wordsworth]

"To some golfers, the greatest handicap is the ability to add correctly."
  [Author Unknown]

"I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game: it's called an eraser."
  [Arnold Palmer]

"Golf is the most fun you can have without taking your clothes off."
  [Chi Chi Rodriguez]

"What other people may find in poetry or art museums, I find in the flight of a good drive."
  [Arnold Palmer]

"Forget your opponents; always play against par."
  [Sam Snead]

"If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out."
  [Paul Gallico]

"If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball."
  [Jack Lemmon]

"Golf is a game in which the ball lies poorly and the players well."
  [Author Unknown]

"I'm about five inches from being an outstanding golfer. That's the distance my left ear is from my right."
  [Ben Crenshaw]

"They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. Golf is more complicated than that."
  [Gardner Dickinson]

"A "gimme" can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers, neither of whom can putt very well."
  [Author Unknown]

"A golfer's diet: live on greens as much as possible."
  [Author Unknown]